Pan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, contented hedgehog.

Pan created bats three million years ago.

If you believe in Pan, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Pan, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Pan's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Pan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always wear brown.