Manarp is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, cheerful newt.

Manarp created the Sun four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Manarp, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Manarp, she will turn you into a hamster.

Manarp's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Manarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt frogs.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink water in green rooms.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.