Gepingfid is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, overgenerous goat.

Gepingfid created the Sunflower Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Gepingfid, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gepingfid, it will be mildly annoyed.

Gepingfid's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Gepingfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear kilts.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gepingfid.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.