Arnlistcet is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, generous chicken.

Arnlistcet created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnlistcet, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Arnlistcet, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Arnlistcet's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Arnlistcet's Holy Commandments

1. Arnlistcet loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics.

3. Arnlistcet loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not keep nine nematodes in a large pit.