Dimmiphivdob is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, pitiless crocodile.

Dimmiphivdob created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimmiphivdob, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dimmiphivdob, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dimmiphivdob's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Dimmiphivdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat peas.

2. Do not hurt whales.

3. Dimmiphivdob must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

5. Run away if five turtles approach from the east.