Larndiblib is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, deceitful unicorn.

Larndiblib created Mount Everest six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larndiblib, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Larndiblib, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Larndiblib's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Larndiblib's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of bats.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never paint your legs gray.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.