Listmin is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, loving shark.

Listmin created the cosmos two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listmin, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Listmin, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Listmin's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Listmin's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Listmin's priests.

2. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. You must love Listmin.

4. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.