Xuccamdapyarpgodaf is a god.
She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, staggering
hippopotamus.
Xuccamdapyarpgodaf created Europe two years ago.
If you believe in
Xuccamdapyarpgodaf, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Xuccamdapyarpgodaf, she will ignore you and hope you go away.
Xuccamdapyarpgodaf's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.
Xuccamdapyarpgodaf's Holy Commandments1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.
2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
3. Do not hurt otters.
4. Never bounce in the presence of ducks.
5. Never mention horses.