Spagfitlarg is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, weak cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Spagfitlarg created the universe three million years ago.

If you believe in Spagfitlarg, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Spagfitlarg, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Spagfitlarg's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Spagfitlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large copper sculpture of Spagfitlarg on top of all buildings.

2. Erect five iron sculptures of Spagfitlarg on top of important buildings.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never write about dark energy.