Veenvigbass is a god.
It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, uncaring
mink.
Veenvigbass created the Sol system five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Veenvigbass, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Veenvigbass, it will destroy your favourite solar system.
Veenvigbass' most sacred site is Troms in Norway.
Veenvigbass' Holy Commandments1. Never think about stars.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Do not eat garlic.