Veenvigbass is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, uncaring mink.

Veenvigbass created the Sol system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenvigbass, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Veenvigbass, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Veenvigbass' most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Veenvigbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not eat garlic.