Jincebsit is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, weak crab.

Jincebsit created snails eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jincebsit, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jincebsit, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Jincebsit's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Jincebsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jincebsit.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near manatees while wearing mauve boots and balancing five carbon spheres on your feet.

5. Feed all hungry tapirs.