Quatfagdidvedxem is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish gnu.

Quatfagdidvedxem created a bottom quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatfagdidvedxem, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quatfagdidvedxem, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Quatfagdidvedxem's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Quatfagdidvedxem's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quatfagdidvedxem.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. Put Quatfagdidvedxem first in all things.

4. Always wear turquoise.

5. Pray towards the south.