Fodsatarp is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, unthinking seal.

Fodsatarp created an electron eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodsatarp, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fodsatarp, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Fodsatarp's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Fodsatarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Fodsatarp in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always treat geese with great respect.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Fodsatarp on top of all buildings.