Jopsagstig is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, able
tapir.
Jopsagstig created humankind four million years ago.
If you believe in
Jopsagstig, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Jopsagstig, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Jopsagstig's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.
Jopsagstig's Holy Commandments1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Never feed nuts to badgers while wearing turquoise tights.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
4. Learn four new languages a year.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.