Gunbuntarg is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, confident ferret.

Gunbuntarg created the Sunflower Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Gunbuntarg, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gunbuntarg, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Gunbuntarg's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Gunbuntarg's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple snakes, for they are unholy.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Hide if three grasshopers approach from the north.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.