Wonlistdod is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, compassionate crow.

Wonlistdod created humankind three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wonlistdod, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wonlistdod, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Wonlistdod's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Wonlistdod's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from yellow nematodes for they are unholy.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not speak about corn.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near mites while wearing cyan shirts and balancing three titanium spheres on your chest.