Cutkabhot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, idiotic lizard.

Cutkabhot created the planet Jupiter six million years ago.

If you believe in Cutkabhot, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cutkabhot, he will destroy your favourite star.

Cutkabhot's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Cutkabhot's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never feed lots of parsnips to birds while wearing red dresses.

3. Never wear fawn skirts.

4. Learn three new languages a year.

5. Never talk about chromosomes.