Cutkabhot is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely heavy, idiotic
lizard.
Cutkabhot created the planet Jupiter six million years ago.
If you believe in
Cutkabhot, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Cutkabhot, he will destroy your favourite star.
Cutkabhot's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.
Cutkabhot's Holy Commandments1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
2. Never feed lots of parsnips to birds while wearing red dresses.
3. Never wear fawn skirts.
4. Learn three new languages a year.
5. Never talk about chromosomes.