Hensabkan is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, duplicitous dragonfly.

Hensabkan created matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hensabkan, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Hensabkan, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Hensabkan's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Hensabkan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Run away from purple great tits, for they are unholy.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Hensabkan loves otters, so they must be respected.