Nurlmidlop is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, duplicitous dove.

Nurlmidlop created gold five million years ago.

If you believe in Nurlmidlop, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nurlmidlop, it will destroy your home planet.

Nurlmidlop's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Nurlmidlop's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never eat parsnips.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never feed nuts to horses while wearing violet shoes.

5. Do not hurt shrews.