Wantonwig is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, strong porpoise.

Wantonwig created everything that exists seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wantonwig, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wantonwig, it will not invite you to parties.

Wantonwig's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Wantonwig's Holy Commandments

1. Wantonwig loves geese, so they must be honoured.

2. Never talk about spacetime near voles while wearing brown shoes.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.