Matfitweehak is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, merciful chicken.

Matfitweehak created humanity twelve years ago.

If you believe in Matfitweehak, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Matfitweehak, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Matfitweehak's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Matfitweehak's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat sheep with great respect.

2. Feed all hungry badgers.

3. Always help monkeys.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Never mention porpoises.