Matfitweehak is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely thin, merciful
chicken.
Matfitweehak created humanity twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Matfitweehak, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Matfitweehak, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Matfitweehak's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.
Matfitweehak's Holy Commandments1. Always treat sheep with great respect.
2. Feed all hungry badgers.
3. Always help monkeys.
4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.
5. Never mention porpoises.