Sughabtal Dampodlid is a god.

She takes the form of a large, witty otter.

Sughabtal Dampodlid created the planet Venus twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sughabtal Dampodlid, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sughabtal Dampodlid, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Sughabtal Dampodlid's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Sughabtal Dampodlid's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Sughabtal Dampodlid loves rats, so they must be honoured.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never sprint near squirrels.

5. Always look after injured tapirs.