Arfwatfub is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, competent scorpion.

Arfwatfub created time and space four years ago.

If you believe in Arfwatfub, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Arfwatfub, she will turn you into a mole.

Arfwatfub's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Arfwatfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not kill ants.