Limbosslid is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, amazing walrus.

Limbosslid created the Sombrero Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Limbosslid, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Limbosslid, she will turn you into a worm.

Limbosslid's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Limbosslid's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always stare at clouds.