Gedbengem is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, tranquil slug.

Gedbengem created the Sombrero Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedbengem, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gedbengem, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Gedbengem's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Gedbengem's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick cats.

2. Always obey Gedbengem's priests.

3. Hide if three whales approach from the south.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Respect your elders.