Podhamrull is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, proud hummingbird.

Podhamrull created a quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Podhamrull, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Podhamrull, she will turn you into a tree.

Podhamrull's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Podhamrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Never paint your back magenta.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.