Rowzentarp is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonest snail.

Rowzentarp created dark matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Rowzentarp, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rowzentarp, she will turn you into a frog.

Rowzentarp's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Rowzentarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat gooseberries.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Never think about comets.