Godrapgut is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, conceited troll.

Godrapgut created Africa four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Godrapgut, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Godrapgut, it will turn you into a rat.

Godrapgut's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Godrapgut's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four rats approach from the west.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. You must love Godrapgut.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.