Tagdonpig is a god.

It takes the form of a large, contented cobra.

Tagdonpig created dark energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tagdonpig, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tagdonpig, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Tagdonpig's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Tagdonpig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near seals while wearing indigo shirts and balancing three silver spheres on your head.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory near nematodes while wearing turquoise ear rings.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Do not listen to music.