Limganveen Fodfubpan is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, annoying cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Limganveen Fodfubpan created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Limganveen Fodfubpan, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Limganveen Fodfubpan, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Limganveen Fodfubpan's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Limganveen Fodfubpan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured ducks.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never mention frogs.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.