Disspondon is a god.
He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, blissful
hydra.
Disspondon created the Virgo Supercluster three million years ago.
If you believe in
Disspondon, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Disspondon, he will curse you with boils.
Disspondon's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.
Disspondon's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Do not hurt goats.
3. Do not dye your hair red.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Never pour water over plants.