Disspondon is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, blissful hydra.

Disspondon created the Virgo Supercluster three million years ago.

If you believe in Disspondon, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Disspondon, he will curse you with boils.

Disspondon's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Disspondon's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not hurt goats.

3. Do not dye your hair red.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never pour water over plants.