Rowtimfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, proud fox.

Rowtimfarn created humanity six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rowtimfarn, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rowtimfarn, it will turn you into a sheep.

Rowtimfarn's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Rowtimfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill grasshopers.

2. You must never eat turnips.

3. Learn nine new languages a year.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Never feed corn to porpoises while wearing stockings.