Gedlaplist is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unsympathetic newt.

Gedlaplist created parasitic wasps four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedlaplist, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gedlaplist, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gedlaplist's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Gedlaplist's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never sing in the presence of dolphins.

3. Always look after injured eagles.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Do not kill horses.