Libbigfattigdavlognib is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sapient meerkat.

Libbigfattigdavlognib created water eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Libbigfattigdavlognib, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Libbigfattigdavlognib, she will turn you into a puffin.

Libbigfattigdavlognib's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Libbigfattigdavlognib's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not kill frogs.

3. Libbigfattigdavlognib loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

4. Always help swans in need.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Libbigfattigdavlognib.