Yatlistrul is a god.

She takes the form of a small, kind camel.

Yatlistrul created an up quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yatlistrul, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yatlistrul, she will turn you into a goat.

Yatlistrul's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Yatlistrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Run away if seven porpoises approach from the west.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.