Pithogdib is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, proud whale.

Pithogdib created the planet Saturn seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pithogdib, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pithogdib, he will destroy your home solar system.

Pithogdib's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Pithogdib's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never wear indigo coats.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not stand on grass.