Bonbusfot is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, deceitful lizard.

Bonbusfot created viruses four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonbusfot, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bonbusfot, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bonbusfot's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Bonbusfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Run away from green pigs, for they are unholy.

3. Retreat if five aardvarks approach from the east.

4. Never go into violet rooms.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.