Tofxinhun is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, unselfish sheep.

Tofxinhun created Mount Everest five million years ago.

If you believe in Tofxinhun, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tofxinhun, she will turn you into a sheep.

Tofxinhun's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Tofxinhun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not take Tofxinhun's name in vain.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Always treat great tits with great respect.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.