Didflagpop is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, selfish warg.

Didflagpop created carbon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didflagpop, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Didflagpop, he will remove you from existence.

Didflagpop's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Didflagpop's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Put Didflagpop first in all things.

3. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never mention foxes.

5. Always help ducks.