Xemminquart Ranmotkon Bestwadwig is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, calm wasp.

Xemminquart Ranmotkon Bestwadwig created the solar system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xemminquart Ranmotkon Bestwadwig, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Xemminquart Ranmotkon Bestwadwig, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Xemminquart Ranmotkon Bestwadwig's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Xemminquart Ranmotkon Bestwadwig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. You must love Xemminquart Ranmotkon Bestwadwig.

3. Do not eat beans.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.