Motnartbid is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, blissful dog.

Motnartbid created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Motnartbid, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Motnartbid, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Motnartbid's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Motnartbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face magenta.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Run away from black frogs, for they are unholy.

5. Never look in ponds.