Higsitmob is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, temperamental centipede.

Higsitmob created life two billion years ago.

If you believe in Higsitmob, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Higsitmob, she will turn you into a dog.

Higsitmob's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Higsitmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Never wear magenta shoes.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.