Hotcibmig is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, selfish mongoose.

Hotcibmig created the planet Earth eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hotcibmig, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hotcibmig, it will not care at all.

Hotcibmig's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Hotcibmig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Hotcibmig's name in vain.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Run away if three aardvarks approach from the south.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never talk about archaea.
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