Gunguttitmet is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, proud manatee.

Gunguttitmet created dark energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunguttitmet, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gunguttitmet, it will curse you with boils.

Gunguttitmet's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Gunguttitmet's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never feed lots of wheat to snails while wearing yellow coats.

3. You must love Gunguttitmet.

4. Do not eat onions.

5. Never think about galaxies.