Renpiblid is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, strong ferret.

Renpiblid created an up quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Renpiblid, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Renpiblid, she will turn you into a tree.

Renpiblid's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Renpiblid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.