Podstipyat is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, prudent hydra.

Podstipyat created the Milkyway four years ago.

If you believe in Podstipyat, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Podstipyat, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Podstipyat's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Podstipyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed gooseberries to sheep while wearing kilts.

2. Never feed lots of spinach to tortoises while wearing violet trousers.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. You must never eat cherries.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.