Podstipyat is a god.
She takes the form of a very large, prudent
hydra.
Podstipyat created the Milkyway four years ago.
If you believe in
Podstipyat, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Podstipyat, she will denounce you as a heretic.
Podstipyat's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.
Podstipyat's Holy Commandments1. Never feed gooseberries to sheep while wearing kilts.
2. Never feed lots of spinach to tortoises while wearing violet trousers.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. You must never eat cherries.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.