Jarntanjan is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, two-faced hare.

Jarntanjan created the Black Eye Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Jarntanjan, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jarntanjan, he will have a low opinion of you.

Jarntanjan's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Jarntanjan's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

4. Never write about nucleic acids.

5. Do not commit murder.