Kin is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, duplicitous walrus.

Kin created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kin, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kin, she will come to you in dreams.

Kin's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Kin's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat moths with great respect.

2. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

3. Feed all hungry voles.

4. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.