Batpodkab is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, uncaring badger.

Batpodkab created everything that exists twelve years ago.

If you believe in Batpodkab, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Batpodkab, it will be very sad.

Batpodkab's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Batpodkab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Always help sick birds.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.