Batpodkab is a god.
It takes the form of a rotund, uncaring
badger.
Batpodkab created everything that exists twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Batpodkab, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Batpodkab, it will be very sad.
Batpodkab's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.
Batpodkab's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your legs.
2. Learn six new languages a year.
3. Always help sick birds.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.