Cepcimcamspaghogzim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, bad-tempered dragonfly.

Cepcimcamspaghogzim created carbon three million years ago.

If you believe in Cepcimcamspaghogzim, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cepcimcamspaghogzim, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Cepcimcamspaghogzim's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Cepcimcamspaghogzim's Holy Commandments

1. Learn six new languages a year.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not chant in public.