Jamomtstrag is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, witty
crow.
Jamomtstrag created an atom four million years ago.
If you believe in
Jamomtstrag, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Jamomtstrag, it will torture you forever.
Jamomtstrag's most sacred site is Yongding in China.
Jamomtstrag's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink water in brown rooms.
2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Jamomtstrag on top of all buildings.
3. Put Jamomtstrag first in all things.
4. Run away from magenta ducks, for they are unholy.
5. Never talk about fire.