Dossfabsandten is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humorless squirrel.

Dossfabsandten created viruses six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dossfabsandten, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dossfabsandten, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Dossfabsandten's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Dossfabsandten's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.